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 The Irishman was dancing a jig

tis sad but he danced with a pig

twirling round and round.

The pig, hit the ground

and the Irishman fell over a twig.

Tis the day of green beer, you know

and of Irish Whiskey also,

Shamrocks and such

sometimes to much,

but the Irish put on a great show.

The lad and lass went up a hill

they thought they had some time to kill

he kissed her once

she gave him a punch

and that's the end of this spiel!

Said Pat to Mike in the bar

green beer is better by far

the hops and ale

all are so pale

let's trade a glass for a jar.

I am a pretty little Irish girl as pretty as pretty can be and all the boys on 2nd street are crazy over me

I had a boyfriend Paddy. He came from Cincinnati with 48 toes and a pickle on his nose and this is how my story goes

One day as I was walking I saw my boyfriend talking to a pretty little girl with a strawberry curl and this is what he said to her

I L-O-V-E- love you

I K-I-S-S kiss you

I L-O-V-E- love you

all the T-I-M-E- time time time.

I'm doing this under coercion

Bigdenny said I need a diversion

my brains in a funk

It just went kerplunk

and now I'll go on an excursion.

 

   

 

 

   

 

 

   

 

 

   

 

 

 

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